The Perfect Name for My Daughter

I know what I want to name my daughter! Amrita! It's the perfect name for a girl... or a Cambodian wife ;)  Haha.

For those of you not familiar, Amrita is also a word for female ejaculation or squirting. It comes from the tantric tradition but I am betting that most people would not put that together and just think, "Amrita, that's a beautiful name." And it is. Squirting is the most beautiful thing ever. And naming my girl after a squirting orgasm is just about the best name that ever existed.

Besides, I don't think I'd be legally allowed to call her "Cumshot" and that just doesn't sound as pretty. ;)

Hmmm, I might be able to get away with Shejaculate but that sounds more like a vampire name to me. :/  I could make that her middle name...

Oh, I think I published a post on Amrita...yes, "Amrita: Sacred Female Ejaculation" explaining Amrita in detail. (It is kind of odd...that post got barely any hits...1019 only! So weird how that works. Other posts have 100-200k views and that one...left out in the cold :'( )  Tantric energy is soooo cool and more people should know about it...but you can lead a whore-ta-culture but you can't make her think. (That was the best answer ever to: "Use horticulture in a sentence").  B-)